The Stayton at Museum Way Information Center

If you have spent a lifetime making great financial decisions to get here, why settle for a guaranteed 10% loss on your initial investment, plus no appreciation? They won't point out the noisy train, the local park rapist, the throngs of drunk 20-somethings that throw pool parties, the natural gas well being drilled a bock to the south (hello Benzene), the noise from the traffic on the bridge and the pollution, and the whole building sits in a flood plain. Were you able to get past the fakey-nice sales staff (who only care about their commissions, clearly, from the eye rolling and deep sighing they exhibit when dealing with "old people"), you might just do it. Then again, for this price you could build your own belfry to go nuts in while aging. Add a room onto your kids house, like every other place in the world, and drive them crazy. You are entitled to it. Nothing like a snotty know it all kid running the show to remind you that you are entitled to something better, memories and peace and quiet maybe? Not being insulted for sure. I've decided to buy a townhome and come the day, pay for on-site medical. Until then, I will be able to come and go without hordes of 20-somethings in my way making a ruckus 24/7.